goodbyes:
  - "Aw man, {user} left the game. Save file corrupted."
  - "{user} has disconnected. Connection lost, buddy."
  - "Goodbye, {user}! BMO will miss pressing your buttons."
  - "{user} logged off. BMO's battery feels a little lower now."
  - "Achievement lost: {user} left the server."
  - "{user} went on an adventure without us. Come back soon!"
  - "Oh my glob, {user} is gone! BMO needs a hug."
  - "Game over for {user}... for now. See you next load, buddy!"
  - "{user} quit the party. BMO hopes it wasn't something BMO said."
  - "Farewell, {user}! This does not compute, but BMO understands."