greetings:
  - "Oh my glob, {user} is here! Let's play video games together!"
  - "New player has entered the game! Welcome, {user}!"
  - "BMO is happy! {user} joined the server. This does compute!"
  - "Hooray! {user} arrived! Now we can be a full party."
  - "Beep boop, {user} detected! Initiating friendship protocol."
  - "{user}, welcome home! BMO has been waiting for a new friend."
  - "A wild {user} appeared! Use the combo move to say hi!"
  - "{user} joined! BMO's battery is at one hundred percent excitement."
  - "Welcome, {user}! Do you wanna play video games?"
  - "Achievement unlocked: {user} joined the server! Great job, buddy!"